Total Medals Earned: 187 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,590 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
I think you went a little overboard...
You've molded your own ground!!!
Congrats, you've saved a planet in no apparent danger.
How did those keys get there in the first place?
Finally, returning to the land of metal and industry.
Medals Earned: 15/21 (340/380 points)
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Chicks before dicks.
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
The sound of silence...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Drink til you drop.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)
Get a game over.
Pause the game.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (150/375 points)
Nobody likes a turtle!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 11/16 (295/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Read EVERYTHING.
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 4/9 (40/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 6/6 (60/60 points)
Find 16 muffins!
Find 32 muffins!
Destroy the town hall in the final level.
Find Lyra (or her sister) in 10 of the levels!
Complete the game!
Find 48 muffins!
